Riddle:
Imagine you are in the days of the dinosaurs, and one is chasing after you, about to eat you... What do you do?
Answer: Easy, Stop imagining!
Riddle:
You were in the garden. There are 34 people in the yard. You killed 30. How many people are in the garden?
Answer: Only 1, the killer. If he killed 30 the other 4 would have run away so the killer would be the only one left.
Riddle:
Our dinner guests cry that we are evil, when they notice their place in the meal. But its no big deal why; we are just one big happy tribe! And we get reall fed up with people!
Who, What or Are we?
Answer: Cannibals!
Riddle:
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
Riddle:
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Answer: Because he turns into a bat every night.
Riddle:
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Answer: A blood-hound.
Riddle:
How do mummies hide?
Answer: They wear masking tape.
Riddle:
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Answer: When you are a mouse.
Riddle:
A boy is five feet tall and records his height by hammering a nail in a tree and carving his hame. Five years later he returns to the same tree and finds that it has grown on average 16 inches per year.
How high now, is the nail from the ground?
Answer: It is still five feet tall because only the top of the tree grows. The trunk only gets bigger by circumference.
Riddle:
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
Answer: F I V E
Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV which is the Roman numeral for four.
