Riddle: There once was an abandoned hotel with a fish bowl on the third floor. In the fish bowl, there were 3 big fish and 5 little fish. 2 of the big fish died and 3 little fish died. How many fish are left in the bowl?
Answer: 8 fish (3 big fish 5 small fish) because it is an ABANDONED hotel which means there are no cleaners to clean the fish out of the bowl so all of the fish are still in the fish bowl.
Riddle: I am a feeling expressed by words. Truthfully told by few, lies from many. I can cause the greatest happiness, or the deepest sorrow. Yet one still comes back tomorrow. What am I ?
Answer: Love.
Riddle: I bring death with a mighty blow. I can ruin nations with a mighty hole. Many people may die. Many people will cry. A battle is won at least. In the end I can bring peace. What am I?
Answer: War.
Riddle: There was a Japanese ship sailing towards the north. The captain was heading to his quarters to take a nap but, before he slep he placed his priced gold chain in the tale. When he woke up the Chain was gone. He called three (3) suspects; The Boatswain who said "I did not steal it I was checking the supplies when it happened.", the sailing master who said "I did not steal it I was fixing the flag it was upside down." and one of his mates who said "I did not steal it I was mopping the decks. "After that the captain immediately knew who was the thief. So the question is who is the thief?
Answer: The sailing master it stated that they were sailing in a Japanese ship meaning the flag would look the same even if it was upside down.
Riddle: What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: BOO-BERRIES!
Riddle: Knock, Knock! Whos there? Ivan. Ivan who?
Answer: Ivan to suck your blood.
Riddle: What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
Answer: The web is the trick and you are the treat.
Riddle: How do spiders communicate?
Answer: Through the worldwide web.
Riddle: What kind of Doctors are like spiders?
Answer: Spin Doctors.
Riddle: Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Answer: Because he was a great web designer.