Riddle:
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
Answer: She felt like he took her for granite.
Riddle:
What color is the wind?
Answer: Blew.
Riddle:
How do you get into the great lakes?
Answer: With the Florida Keys.
Riddle:
Where do rivers sleep?
Answer: In river beds.
Riddle:
How does a river flood?
Answer: When it gets to big for its bridges.
Riddle:
What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer: James Pond.
Riddle:
What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
Answer: When the buoy meets gull.
Riddle:
Who does the ocean date?
Answer: It goes out with the tide.
Riddle:
How do shells get around in the ocean?
Answer: A taxi crab.
Riddle:
Why was the ocean arrested?
Answer: Because it beat upon the shore.
