Riddle:
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
Answer: "Poly wants a firecracker!"
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop.
Riddle:
What do geologists do on their free time?
Answer: Go to rock concerts.
Riddle:
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
Answer: The itch hiked.
Riddle:
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
Answer: The sun, it rises every morning.
Riddle:
What can a child make but not see?
Answer: Noise.
Riddle:
Why is the moon like a dollar?
Answer: Because it has four quarters.
Riddle:
When is the moon heaviest?
Answer: When it is full.
Riddle:
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
Answer: San Andreas fault.
Riddle:
What happens to a small stone that works up its courage?
Answer: It becomes a little boulder.
