Riddle:
Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
Answer: Bear-itones.
Riddle:
What musical instrument would you use to catch a fish?
Answer: Castanets.
Riddle:
Why do many orchestras have bad names?
Answer: Because they don't know how to conduct themselves.
Riddle:
Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.
Riddle:
Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Answer: Because they make too much racquet.
Riddle:
Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
Answer: The big cheese.
Riddle:
Why can't you play hide-n-seek with chicklets?
Answer: They're always peeping.
Riddle:
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Answer: She wasn't in the moo-d.
Riddle:
Why was the pig a bad teammate?
Answer: He was a ball hog.
Riddle:
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
