Riddle: When is the moon heaviest?
Answer: When it is full.
Riddle: Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
Answer: San Andreas fault.
Riddle: What happens to a small stone that works up its courage?
Answer: It becomes a little boulder.
Riddle: Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
Answer: She felt like he took her for granite.
Riddle: What color is the wind?
Answer: Blew.
Riddle: How do you get into the great lakes?
Answer: With the Florida Keys.
Riddle: Where do rivers sleep?
Answer: In river beds.
Riddle: How does a river flood?
Answer: When it gets to big for its bridges.
Riddle: What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer: James Pond.
Riddle: What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
Answer: When the buoy meets gull.