Riddle:
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Answer: She wasn't in the moo-d.
Riddle:
Why was the pig a bad teammate?
Answer: He was a ball hog.
Riddle:
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
Riddle:
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
Answer: "Poly wants a firecracker!"
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop.
Riddle:
What do geologists do on their free time?
Answer: Go to rock concerts.
Riddle:
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
Answer: The itch hiked.
Riddle:
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
Answer: The sun, it rises every morning.
Riddle:
What can a child make but not see?
Answer: Noise.
Riddle:
Why is the moon like a dollar?
Answer: Because it has four quarters.
