Riddle:
Where can happiness always be found?
Answer: In the dictionary.
Riddle:
What is the best and cheapest light?
Answer: Daylight.
Riddle:
When is a doctor most annoyed?
Answer: When he is out of patients.
Riddle:
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Answer: Because he does not feel well.
Riddle:
When is a clock dangerous?
Answer: When it runs down and strikes.
Riddle:
Why is a bad pin like a broken lead pencil?
Answer: Because it has no point.
Riddle:
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle:
When are eyes not eyes?
Answer: When the wind makes them water.
Riddle:
Do you know anything that has four eyes?
Answer: Yes, Mississippi.
Riddle:
One day an alchemist brought a king a bottle holding a strange liquid. The alchemist said, "This liquid I discovered will dissolve anything it touches." How did the king know that he was lying?
Answer: The king knew if what he said was true the bottle would get dissolved!
