Riddle:
What have eyes but cannot see?
Answer: Potatoes.
Riddle:
Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.
Riddle:
When does a public speaker steal lumber?
Answer: When he takes the floor.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?
Answer: One is female, the other is mail-fee.
Riddle:
What is the best thing to put into pies?
Answer: Your teeth.
Riddle:
What is it that smells most in a perfume shop?
Answer: The nose.
Riddle:
Why can't the world ever come to an end?
Answer: Because it's round.
Riddle:
Where can happiness always be found?
Answer: In the dictionary.
Riddle:
What is the best and cheapest light?
Answer: Daylight.
Riddle:
When is a doctor most annoyed?
Answer: When he is out of patients.
