Riddle:
How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?
Answer: Lift the hood and look in.
Riddle:
A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle:
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
Riddle:
Where does a rabbit go for a shampoo?
Answer: To a hare-dresser.
Riddle:
What room can no one enter?
Answer: A mushroom.
Riddle:
What driver never gets arrested?
Answer: A screw driver.
Riddle:
What does a stone become when in the water?
Answer: A whetstone.
Riddle:
If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?
Answer: An eye wetness.
Riddle:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle:
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Answer: Mud-donna.
