Riddle:
What has four eyes and runs south?
Answer: The Mississippi River.
Riddle:
I'm big, I'm comfortable, but most of all I'm oh, so lazy. I have two arms, but only one foot.
What am I?
Answer: A lazy boy recliner.
Riddle:
When is a dog's tail not a tail?
Answer: When it's a wag'n
Riddle:
How do you make "one" disappear?
Answer: Add a G to it and it's gone.
Riddle:
Which is correct, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither,the yolk is yellow.
Riddle:
What kind of nut has no shell?
Answer: A Doughnut.
Riddle:
How can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
Answer: Bunny.
Riddle:
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.
What is it?
Answer: A button.
Riddle:
How can you eat and study at the same time?
Answer: Eat alphabet soup.
Riddle:
What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
Answer: A stamp.
