Riddle:
What has a mouth but can't talk, What runs but can't walk, What has a bed but never sleeps, What has a head but never weeps?
Answer: A River.
Riddle:
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
Answer: His Horse was called Sunday!
Riddle:
It is bigger than a grey elephant yet weighs nothing.
What is it?
Answer: The elephants shadow.
Riddle:
Theres a boy and his dad they got in a severe car accident. They were rushed to the hospital where they were separated into separate rooms. The Doctor went into the boys room and said I can not operate on him he is my sonĀ.
How can this be?
Answer: The Doctor was the son's mom.
Riddle:
When is the best time to have lunch?
Answer: After breakfast.
Riddle:
There was once a girl who was always jealous of her sister. One day a genie appeared and told her that he was "half magic" which meant that he could grant her wishes, but her sister would always get two times more than she did. She had three wishes. First, she wishes that she was the richest person in the world, but her sister soon became the richest because she got two times the money. Her second wish was that she be the most beautiful woman in the world, but her sister gets twice as much beauty.
What was her third wish?
Answer: She asks the genie to grab a nearby stick and beat her half to death.
Riddle:
There were three girls going to school. They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?
Answer: Because it was not raining!!!
Riddle:
How is it possible to always find what you're looking for in the last place you look?
Answer: If you find what your are looking for then you would stop looking so it would be in the last place you look.
Riddle:
As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts.
What am I?
Answer: Stable.
Riddle:
A word I know, six letters it contains, subtract one, and twelve remains.
What am I?
Answer: A dozen. Because dozen means twelve, and since dozens is a six-letter word, if you take away the 's' then you get dozen.
