Riddle:
Two men walk into a restaurant by the sea and sit at the bar. Both men are covered in water. Both men order a plate of Albatross and take one bite. After chewing and swallowing, the first man stands up, walks outside, and shoots himself, while the other finnishes his meal. Why?
Answer: The two men were stranded out in the ocean with a third man when they were beginning to stave. When an albatross landed on their life boat and died they finally had food but it was not enough to feed all three of them. They drew straws and the looser was killed and eaten. They mixed up the human meat and the albatross meat so neither person would know what they were eating. After being rescued, the friends went to eat real Albatross and the man who killed himself realized that he was the one that ate his friend.
Riddle:
What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?
Answer: A Hole.
Riddle:
You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it. What is it?
Answer: A splinter.
Riddle:
Each time you take a step you make one of me, but then you leave me behind. What am I?
Answer: A footprint.
Riddle:
What are the science teacher's favorite states?
Answer: Solid, Liquid, Gas. The states of all matter.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no walls?
Answer: A Mushroom.
Riddle:
What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?
Answer: A Banana.
Riddle:
I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.
What am I?
Answer: The Nike Symbol.
Riddle:
A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?
Answer: That man's son.
Riddle:
A prisoner is told, "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?
Answer: You will hang me.
