Riddle:
What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?
Answer: Nothing.
Riddle:
Which is the biggest jam in the world?
Answer: A traffic jam.
Riddle:
Black within, red without, with four courners, round about. What is it?
Answer: A chiminey.
Riddle:
If you break me I do not stop working, If you touch me I may be snared, If you lose me, Nothing will matter. What am I?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle:
A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
Answer: 1955 is not the year he was born it was the hospital room he was born in.
Riddle:
A woman who lives in new york legally married three men, she did not get divorce, get an enollment, or legally seperate.
How is this possible?
Answer: She is a minister.
Riddle:
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
Answer: A mountain with mountainears
Riddle:
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Answer: The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
Riddle:
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you a sleep.
Riddle:
There were 5 men traveling down a road and it started to rain and 4 men sped up, the 5th did not, but they all arrived at the same place at the same time but all of them were wet besides the 5th. How?
Answer: He was dead and in a coffin.
