Riddle: What happens to the dog when it stands in front of the hot sun?
Answer: It becomes a hotdog.
Riddle: What always was, yet can never be?
Answer: Yesterday.
Riddle: A hunter met two shepherds, one of whom had three loaves and the other, five loaves. All the loaves were the same size. The three men agreed to share the eight loaves equally between them. After they had eaten, the hunter gave the shepherds eight bronze coins as payment for his meal. How should the two shepherds fairly divide this money?
Answer: The shepherd who had three loaves should get one coin and the shepherd who had five loaves should get seven coins. If there were eight loaves and three men, each man ate two and two-thirds loaves. So the first shepherd gave the hunter one-third of a loaf and the second shepherd gave the hunter two and one-third loaves. The shepherd who gave one-third of a loaf should get one coin and the one who gave seven-thirds of a loaf should get seven coins.
Riddle: A forest exists somewhere on Earth. This forest has no life except for trees. After a storm, a tree was hit by lightning and falls. What sound would it make?
Answer: None. Sound does not exist if it is unheard.
Riddle: What is Greater than God, worse than evil, the poor have it, the rich require it and if you eat it you die?
Answer: Nothing. Nothing is better than God. Nothing is worse than evil. The poor have nothing. The rich don't have anything they have everything. If you eat nothing you die.
Riddle: I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see. What am I?
Answer: Sand.
Riddle: A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle: My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.What am I?
Answer: A candle.
Riddle: A grandfather, a father, and a son go fishing. Each gets one fish but there is only one fish how is this?
Answer: It is only one person. He is the son of his father. He is a father to his son. He is a grandfather to his grandchild.
Riddle: Larry is dead the window is open. There is a glass and water on the floor, and Mary is sleeping. What happened?
Answer: Larry is a fish. the breeze from the window knocked over his fishbowl it broke and he died from no water.