Riddle:
When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed As when I go astray. What am I?
Answer: A fart.
Riddle:
What work is it that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?
Answer: Roasting meat on a spit
Riddle:
Where is there no south, west, nor east, and weather is not fit for man or beast?
Answer: The South Pole.
Riddle:
General Gasslefield, accused of high treason, is sentenced to death by court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or will be hung if the statement is true. Gasslefield makes his final statement and is released.
The Question: What could he have said?
Answer: General Gasslefield said: "I will be shot." If this statement was true, he would have been hung and thus not be shot. But then his statement would be false, which implies that he should be shot, making the statement true again, etc... In other words: the verdict of the court-martial could not be executed and the general was released.
Riddle:
An electric train is going south at 98 mph. The wind is blowing northeast. Which direction is the smoke blowing?
Answer: There is no smoke. it's an electric train!
Riddle:
I start with the letter "e" and end with the letter "e" and I usually contain one letter BUT I am not the letter "e". What am i?
Answer: I am an envelope.
Riddle:
A girl went over to the U.S. on the 4th of July and partied for 3 days and came back on the 4th of July. How did she do that?
Answer: She went over on the date of the 4th of july and came home on the boat called the 4th of July.
Riddle:
Who can jump higher than the highest mountain?
Answer: We can cause mountains can't jump.
Riddle:
Glittering points that downward thrust, Sparkling spears that never rust. What is it?
Answer: An icicle.
Riddle:
You are locked in a house and you have four objects. You have a wooden chair, a ladder, a piano, and a rubber ax. You can only pick one object and you can't get out by breaking anything. What would you use to get out?
Answer: You use the piano KEYS to ulock the door!
