Riddle:
The rich want it,but the poor have it,god taks it,satin gives it?
Answer: nothing
Riddle:
What word/phrase is described by the following rebus? Julio Iglesias Lana Turner Dinah Shore John Wayne Nichole Ritchy John Ireland Elizabeth Taylor John Travolta Barbara Eden Jack Nicholson Clue: Paris Hilton has nothing to do with the answer.
Answer: It's written in the stars names (using each star's last name, the initials spell "its written"
Riddle:
If you say my name I am no more. What am I?
Answer: I am Silence. You are silent until u speak. When you say silence you break it. Therefore, silence does not exist when you say "it's" name.
Riddle:
How does a dog stop the VCR?
Answer: He uses the PAWS button.
Riddle:
Little Nancy Ettistoat, in a white pettiecoat and a red nose, the longer she stands, the shorter she grows! What is it?
Answer: A candle.
Riddle:
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Any. Houses can't jump.
Riddle:
Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. What am I?
Answer: Your word.
Riddle:
Rock and roll, rock and roll.
What rocks but does not roll?
Answer: A Rocking chair
Riddle:
A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns and hears a voice Jesus is watching you. He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder. Jeaus is watching you and keeps going room through room it getting even louder till he comes to the bedroom and sees a parrrot that is saying, "Jesus is watching you" The robber is freaked out when he hears something moving behind him. What is it?
Answer: It was Jesus, the owners Rottweiler (dog)
Riddle:
I have three USA coins. They are not a quarter, dime or penny and they add up to 60 cents.
What are the coins?
Answer: A 50 cent piece and 2 nickels.
