A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns
and hears a voice Jesus is watching you.
He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder.
Jeaus is watching you
and keeps going room through room
it getting even louder till he comes to the bedroom
and sees a parrrot that is saying,
"Jesus is watching you"
The robber is freaked out when he hears something moving behind him.
What is it?
It was Jesus, the owners Rottweiler (dog)