Riddle:
What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.
Riddle:
Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in the mud?
Answer: He was a dirty double-crosser.
Riddle:
What shoes do Ninjas wear?
Answer: Sneak-ers
Riddle:
Why should you never tell a secret at a farm?
Answer: The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk (Beans talk)!
Riddle:
What type of Martial Arts does Winnie the Pooh do?
Answer: Kung Pooh.
Riddle:
What is your name spelled backward?
Answer: eman ruoy.
Riddle:
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team.
Riddle:
What is a mouse' favorite type of house?
Answer: Cottage cheese!
Riddle:
What kind of garden does a baker have?
Answer: A flour garden!
Riddle:
Where can happiness always be found?
Answer: In the dictionary.
Riddle:
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle:
Seven kids are in line for a carnival ride. Third, in line is Joe, and two spots ahead of him are Kylie. Seventh in line is Kate, in front of Kate is Rylie, behind Joe is Chris, Elizabeth is ahead of John in line. What is the order of the line?
Answer: 1. Kylie 2. Elizabeth 3. Joe 4. Chris 5. John 6. Rylie 7. Kate.
Riddle:
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Answer: Do you know a good place to get a bite?
Riddle:
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
Answer: De-calf-inated.
Riddle:
What can chew, but can't eat?
Answer: A train.
Riddle:
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
Answer: A Doll.
Riddle:
Where do cows go for fun?
Answer: The moo-vies!
Riddle:
Why did the radish turn red?
Answer: It saw the salad dressing.
Riddle:
What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?
Answer: Nothing. They just cracked up.
Riddle:
What kind of beans can you not grow in a garden?
Answer: Jelly Beans!
