Riddle: You are in a haunted house. But this is an advanced haunted house. The haunted house has electricity. There are three doors. One door leads to a tiger that hasn't eaten for 3 months. Another door leads to an electric chair that has electricity this time. And the last door has a man waiting to chop your head off. Which door do you go through?
Answer: Duh, the door that leads to the tiger that hasn't eaten for three months because wouldn't he have starved to death by now?