Riddle: There was a building with 100 floors. A short man lived on the very top floor, the 100th floor. On sunny days, he would ride the elevator up to the 70th floor, then climb the stairs up the rest of the way. On rainy days, he would ride the elevator straight to his apartment, the 100th floor. Why?
Answer: He is short, so he can't reach the 100th floor button. On rainy days, he can use his umbrella to poke the button.
Riddle: Coffee can go in, but tea cannot. Riddles can go in, but question cannot. Quizzes can go in, but survey cannot. Spoon can go in, but fork cannot. Green can go in, but red cannot. Glass can go in, but plastic cannot. Door can go in, but window cannot. Why?
Riddle: 1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
Answer: 1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys