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Riddle Count: 2
Riddle: Three blondes jumped off of a roof, and died. When the police arrived, they asked the three blondes what happened. What did they say?
Answer: Nothing. They were dead.
Blondes - The Roof Riddle Meme.
Blondes - The Roof Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A polite blonde and her two brunette friends were running from the cops, and hid in a store. The cops said, "Come out with your hands up!" Who got arrested first?
Answer: The blonde, because, since she was too polite, she did what the cop said.
Blondes - Arrested Riddle Meme.
Blondes - Arrested Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.