Riddle: You are lost in a forest, and you must get home before dark. Whilst walking through the forest, you come across three paths. The first path leads to a lion. The second path leads to a tiger. The third path leads to a jaguar. Which path do you take?
Answer: Take the Jaguar, because it's a car.
The Lion, The Tiger and The Jaguar Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
