What did one potato chip say to the other?
"Shall we go on a dip?"
Why does Brazil not have that much honey?
Because there's only 1 B/bee in Brazil.
1 day I was at the bank and I was new. Then an old lady said if I could check her balance. What did I do?
I pushed her over.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was on deck.
I am an odd number, you take away a alphabet and I become even. What am I?
What has many keys but can't open doors?
What are 2 things we do not eat at breakfast?
Dinner and lunch
What has holes but can hold water? hint: not a cloud
David is 5 years old Fred is 4 Alina is 5 Daniel is 6 and Valentina is 9. How old is Ronnie?
6 years old. If you know why time in the comments.