Ram Montanaro

Riddle Count: 2
Riddle: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Answer: Beer nuts cost around $1.50 -- deer nuts are under a buck.
Beer Nuts Riddle Meme.
Beer Nuts Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe?
Answer: A Melancholy Baby!
Lassie's Wedding Riddle Meme.
Lassie's Wedding Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.