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Riddle Count: 8
Riddle:

If I say that I will give you $100,000 tomorrow, when will you get it?

Answer:

Never! Tomorrow NEVER EVER comes! It's always TODAY!!!

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Riddle:

What is right when you say it wrong, but wrong when you say it right?

Answer:

Wrong

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Riddle:

A rooster ran from Florida to Alabama and laid an egg in Alabama. Where does the belong to: Florida or Alabama?

Answer:

Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!

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Riddle:

There was a fire in a 24 story building. A man panicked and jumped out the window. How did he survive?

Answer:

He jumped out the first floor window.

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Riddle:

20 people dove into a pool. Nobody was already in. There were no animals. Nobody went in, and nobody came out. when they all came out, there were "24 heads". How can that be?

Answer:

There were 20 FORE heads!

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Riddle:

What starts with an 'e', ends with an 'e', but only has one letter inside it?

Answer:

An envelope!

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Riddle:

What does this expression say: AROCKcaughtAHARDPLACE

Answer:

Caught between a rock and a hard place.

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Riddle:

What word can be grammatically correct, when used consecutively in the English language?

Answer:

Had:'"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher" is an English sentence used to demonstrate lexical ambiguity and the necessity of punctuation, which serves as a substitute for the intonation, stress, and pauses found in speech."-Wikipedia. Cool, Huh?

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