What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two-tired!
What did the doctor say when a man tells him, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" ?
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Why can't you play "Hide and Seek" with a mountain?
Because the mountain always "peaks"!
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road?
It saw a "Cutie"! (A Cutie is a type of orange)
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you die. What is it?