What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two-tired!
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
What did the doctor say when a man tells him, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" ?
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Why can't you play "Hide and Seek" with a mountain?
Because the mountain always "peaks"!
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road?
It saw a "Cutie"! (A Cutie is a type of orange)
Where are average things manufactured?