What is a blob of toothpaste called?
What is hard to find at a pet store near you?
A hard to find pet!
A candle has been burning overnight and in the morning it is gone. What happened?
Two boys fall in love but they don't know any girls how could this be?
They love each other :)
What kind of people go to a restaurant?
It is large, soft, and has a lot of holes. What is it?
A big sponge.
What is HOT, YELLOW, and smells bad?
A hot yellow bike in the trash can.
You are going down a street The Wrong Way but nothing bad happens. Why?
The street was called The Wrong Way.
What fills up a saucer but doesn't lay flat?
A fat cat after it is done.
You are going down a hill faster than you want to. What do you do?
Put your feet on the ground.