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Riddle: Larry is dead the window is open. There is a glass and water on the floor, and Mary is sleeping. What happened?
Answer: Larry is a fish. the breeze from the window knocked over his fishbowl it broke and he died from no water.
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Riddle: Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
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Riddle: A word to the wise is sufficient. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Talk is cheap.
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Riddle: Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
Answer: Bob accidentally put his hands over the horse's eyes. If a horse can't see he will automatically stop.
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Riddle: What tree is most warmly clad?
Answer: A Fir Tree.
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Riddle: Three eye's have I, all in a row. When red, all freeze. What am I?
Answer: A stoplight.
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Riddle: Dynamite is a tool that can be used to cut down trees. Cutting a tree 18 inches in diameter requires five sticks of dynamite: one on the north, south, east and west sides of the tree, and the fifth stick on the side to which the tree should fall. During the construction of a dam, a tree 18 inches in diameter was completely covered by water. Since the treetop was fouling the boat's propellers, it had to be cut down. A diver went down and put a stick of dynamite on the four sides of the tree. Since the current is flowing south at 2 knots per hour, on which side of the tree would you instruct the diver to put the fifth stick of dynamite if you wanted the tree to fall north?
Answer: It doesn't matter where the fifth stick is placed, since the tree won't fall in any direction. Being wood, it will float and rise to the surface.
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Riddle: I run, it runs, I stop, it runs. What it it?
Answer: My watch.
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Riddle: What two whole, positive numbers have the same answer when multiplied together as when one is divided by the other?
Answer: Any number and 1.
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Riddle: My first is a part of the day, My last a conductor of light, My whole to take measure of time, Is useful by day and by night. What am I?
Answer: An Hour-glass.
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