Why don't African animals play games?
There are too many cheetahs!
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Because they will "hog" the ball!
What happens when you put a Barbie on a barbecue?
How did the Pilgrims transport their cows from one place to another?
On the "Mooflower"!
What do the French say when you apologize?
"Baguette" about it.
Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?
There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.