Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of Juice.
What’s green and red and goes around and around?
A frog in a blender.
What tastes better than it smells?
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
What’s always coming but never arrives?
How many seconds are there in a year?
12 because, January 2nd February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd August 2nd, September 2nd October 2nd, November 2nd December 2nd.
You can feed me and I stay alive but if you give me a drink I die. What am I?
What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What do you call a person who crosses the road twice without taking a shower?
A dirty double crosser.
What letter follows the pattern O T T F F S S E N ?
T=? Because it’s the first letter of ten