What happened to the broken-down frog?
It got toad (towed) away.
Why are the nose and feet confusing body parts?
Because the Nose runs and the feet smell!
When I get to you I am more painful than you may think. But thankfully I can also make a tasty drink. What am I?
Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?
To keep its "nuts" dry.
I'm the size of an elephant, but i weigh nothing. What am I?
An elephant's shadow.
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
It was keeping an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta (impostor).
What kind of silence is hurtful for the ears?
In your words, I can be as little as two syllables or even less. But I can also make an important piece of message to its absolute best. What am I?
What do you give a sick pig?