What happened to the broken-down frog?
It got toad (towed) away.
Why are the nose and feet confusing body parts?
Because the Nose runs and the feet smell!
When I get to you I am more painful than you may think. But thankfully I can also make a tasty drink. What am I?
Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?
To keep its "nuts" dry.
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
It was keeping an eye on the mouse.
I'm the size of an elephant, but i weigh nothing. What am I?
An elephant's shadow.
What kind of silence is hurtful for the ears?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta (impostor).
In your words, I can be as little as two syllables or even less. But I can also make an important piece of message to its absolute best. What am I?
What do you give a sick pig?