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Riddle Count: 79
Riddle:

What happened to the broken-down frog?

Answer:

It got toad (towed) away.

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Riddle:

Why are the nose and feet confusing body parts?

Answer:

Because the Nose runs and the feet smell!

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Riddle:

When I get to you I am more painful than you may think. But thankfully I can also make a tasty drink. What am I?

Answer:

A punch.

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Riddle:

Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?

Answer:

To keep its "nuts" dry.

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Riddle:

Why was the cat sitting at the computer?

Answer:

It was keeping an eye on the mouse.

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Riddle:

I'm the size of an elephant, but i weigh nothing. What am I?

Answer:

An elephant's shadow.

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Riddle:

What kind of silence is hurtful for the ears?

Answer:

Deafening silence.

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Riddle:

What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer:

An impasta (impostor).

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Riddle:

In your words, I can be as little as two syllables or even less. But I can also make an important piece of message to its absolute best. What am I?

Answer:

A letter.

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Riddle:

What do you give a sick pig?

Answer:

An "oinkment"

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