Riddle: You are a bus driver. At the first stop, the bus driver picks up 3 people and drops off none. At the second stop, the bus driver drops of 2 people and picks up 1 person. At the third stop, the bus driver picks up 5 people and drops of no people. And at the bus drivers last stop, the bus driver picks up 7 people and drops off 4 people. How old is the bus driver?
Answer: YOU ARE THE BUS DRIVER, however old you are, that is how old the bus diver is!!!
Riddle: You are Ms. Cat Lady. You are an exotic pet owner. As your name states, you LOVE, LIVE, AND BREATH CATS. You are also in the guinness book of word reccords of 2019, for having the most amount of living cats! You have 5,897 cats in and outside of your house! One Friday, you wake up and check EVERYTHING that sends heat. Nothing is on. You don't brew your coffee, cook, or curl your hair today or yesterday. You take a walk, and when you come back, your house is on fire. How is your hose on fire?
Answer: You are an exotic pet owner. You have a dragon as one of your exotic pets. The dragon set your house on fire!!!