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Tom Riddle

Riddle Count: 31
Riddle:

Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?

Answer:

Because he always comes out bone dry.

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Riddle:

What did the tourist say to a vampire?

Answer:

Do you know a good place to get a bite?

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Riddle:

What is a vampires favorite boat to travel on?

Answer:

A blood vessel.

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Riddle:

What's the cheapest cut of meat?

Answer:

Deer balls. They're under a buck!

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Riddle:

Why didn't the Japanese man get a hi-five ?

Answer:

Logan Paul left him hanging. disclaimer no need to get mad at me its not my joke. :-)

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Riddle:

How dose Moses like his coffee?

Answer:

He-brews it!

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Riddle:

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Answer:

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Riddle:

What did one berry say to the other berry?

Answer:

It’s berry nice to meet you.

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Riddle:

What is a ghost's favorite pepper?

Answer:

A ghost pepper.

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Riddle:

What can be as high as a cloud but yet lower than dirt?

Answer:

Water, because of its cycle in which in travels.

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