Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?
Because he always comes out bone dry.
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Do you know a good place to get a bite?
What is a vampires favorite boat to travel on?
A blood vessel.
What's the cheapest cut of meat?
Deer balls. They're under a buck!
Why didn't the Japanese man get a hi-five ?
Logan Paul left him hanging. disclaimer no need to get mad at me its not my joke. :-)
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What is a ghost's favorite pepper?
A ghost pepper.
How dose Moses like his coffee?
What did one berry say to the other berry?
It’s berry nice to meet you.
What can be as high as a cloud but yet lower than dirt?
Water, because of its cycle in which in travels.