Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?
Because he always comes out bone dry.
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Do you know a good place to get a bite?
What is a vampires favorite boat to travel on?
A blood vessel.
What's the cheapest cut of meat?
Deer balls. They're under a buck!
Why didn't the Japanese man get a hi-five ?
Logan Paul left him hanging. disclaimer no need to get mad at me its not my joke. :-)
How dose Moses like his coffee?
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did one berry say to the other berry?
It’s berry nice to meet you.
What is a ghost's favorite pepper?
A ghost pepper.
What can be as high as a cloud but yet lower than dirt?
Water, because of its cycle in which in travels.