What instrument does a skeleton play?
What word is a fun word, until you add one letter and it becomes a terrible word that no one wants to happen?
Laughter: If you add a 'S' to the begging of laughter it becomes slaughter.
What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
Fifty white horses stand on a hill, they stomp and they clomp then they stand still. What are the horses?
What did the mustard say to the ketchup?
"Bro come on, you gotta ketchup".
What do all the bicycles call the tricycles?