My name is Jeff. I changed my name to Joe. Then I changed my name to Dilly Bar. I then changed my name to Jimmy. I changed my name once again, it was John. What is my name?
Jeff, because at the top it says my name is Jeff, and my name WAS John. Which implies I changed it again.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in mud?
He was a dirty double crosser.
4 men walked into a bar, one man ducked. What happened?
The 3 men walked into a bar, one man ducked under the bar.
Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?
A silent but deadly fart. I encourage you to dislike...