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Riddle Count: 53
Riddle:

Where is this?

Answer:

Right at the end!

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Riddle:

How do you eat a tent?

Answer:

With you mouth!

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Riddle:

What is the longest kind of joke?

Answer:

A jjjjjjjjjjjjjooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Riddle:

What school is the saddest?

Answer:

Middle school because it's small, not high!

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A new kid was coming to school. She was a girl named Kayleigh. Everyone was excited and happy. Whenever a new girl came the teachers had lots of work to do. The popular girls were getting ready for selfies. The popular boys were looking at pictures of Kayleigh. She was not ready to come to school. Her mother was a new teacher but Kayleigh still did not come. After a month Kayleigh was still not ready. A few months later Kayleigh came. How come she did not go to school when her mother was a teacher there?

Answer:

It was Summertime when Kayleigh moved.

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Riddle:

I am described as a toilet cleaner or one of Santa’s reindeer. What am I?

Answer:

I’m a comet!

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Riddle:

How do you ride a unicycle?

Answer:

Trace your finger around a unicorn’s life cycle.

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Riddle:

As far as I run, I never meet my brother on my right. What am I?

Answer:

A wheel.

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Riddle:

What animal is it the hardest to have a staring contest with?

Answer:

A fish. They cannot blink!

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Riddle:

I am a stop sign, what you see in blood, a rose, and, of course, an Autumn leaf. What am I?

Answer:

The color red.

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