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Riddle Count: 53
Riddle:

How do you eat a tent?

Answer:

With your mouth!

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Riddle:

A rich family lived in a rounded house. One day, a little boy named Tedd got hurt from a piece of spiked armor! The police came and interviewed five people: The maid said: I was dusting the corners! The chef said: I was cooking dinner! The butler said: I was sleeping! The mom said: I was eating leftovers! The dad said: I was watching the TV. Who did it and why?

Answer:

The maid because it was a rounded house.

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Riddle:

The more I grow, the smaller I get. What am I?

Answer:

A candle.

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Riddle:

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

Answer:

To look for Pluto!

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Riddle:

Butt, ut.... what is next?

Answer:

Nut. Hut. Shut.

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Riddle:

There are ten cats on a bridge. One jumps off. There are now no cats on the bridge. Why?

Answer:

They’re copycats!

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I have one sister, a mom, and a dad. Every school morning my mom or my dad is gone, and there are two adults in the house. I never have a babysitter, or anybody pretending to be one of my parents. How is this possible?

Answer:

My sister is 18, which is considered an adult. She does not want to go to college, so she is with me every morning!

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Riddle:

What do you get when you cross a jolly laugh and a slow poke?

Answer:

A slow joke!

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Riddle:

I open, I shut, I will never go in the house nor out. What am I?

Answer:

A door.

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Riddle:

You are a bus driver. 20 people are on your bus. 15 people get off. 33 people get on. All come off. The question is: What color are the bus driver's eyes?

Answer:

Whatever YOUR eye color is!

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