A rooster lays an egg on top of a barn. The wind is blowing south. Which way does the egg roll?
It doesn't because since when do roosters lay eggs.
What gets wet the more it dries?
What has teeth but cannot eat?
Hannah's mum has 5 children April, May, June and July. What is the fifth child called?
Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?
Of course it is. A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill (newer One)
There are two sisters: one gives birth to the other and she, in return, gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?
Day and Night.