I am big on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I'm not on Monday or Friday. What am I?
The letter S.
What loses it's head in the morning, and gets it back at night?
A precious stone as clear as diamond. Seek it out when the suns near the horizon. Though you can walk on water with its power. Try to keep it, and it will vanish in an hour. What am I?
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
Two dads and two sons went fishing. They all caught one fish. They all brought there fish home, but they only came home with three fish. How is this possible?
There was a son, a father, and a grandfather. (The father was the sons dad, and the grandfather was the fathers dad. The son was the fathers son, and the father was the grandfathers son.)
What travels the world, but stays in a corner?
You are running a race and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now?
What always runs, but never walks. Often murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. Has a mouth, but never eats. What am I?
You walked and you walked, and at last you got it. You didn't want it, so you stopped and looked for it. When you found it, you threw it away. What am I?
Feed me, I live. Give me a drink, I die. What am I?