Riddle: What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle: How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer: On the school buzz.
Riddle: I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
Answer: Pupil.
Riddle: What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Answer: The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
Riddle: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle: Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle: Why do middle school girls walk in three's?
Answer: Because they can't even!
Riddle: What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
Answer: One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
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School Riddles Answers:

  1. Her A-B-Seas.
  2. On the school buzz.
  3. Pupil.
  4. The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
  5. Because they dropped out of school!
  6. They live in schools.
  7. He was always monkeying around in class.
  8. Because they can't even!
  9. One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.