Riddle: What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle: How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer: On the school buzz.
Riddle: What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Answer: The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
Riddle: I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
Answer: Pupil.
Riddle: Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle: Why do middle school girls walk in three's?
Answer: Because they can't even!
Riddle: What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
Answer: One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
School Riddles Answers:
- Her A-B-Seas.
- On the school buzz.
- The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
- Pupil.
- They live in schools.
- Because they dropped out of school!
- He was always monkeying around in class.
- Because they can't even!
- One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.