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Riddle:

Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?

Answer:

He was always monkeying around in class.

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Riddle:

What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?

Answer:

Her A-B-Seas.

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Riddle:

Why are fish so clever?

Answer:

They live in schools.

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Riddle:

How do bees get to school in the morning?

Answer:

On the school buzz.

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Riddle:

I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?

Answer:

Pupil.

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Riddle:

Why do middle school girls walk in three's?

Answer:

Because they can't even!

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?

Answer:

One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.

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School Riddles Answers:

  1. He was always monkeying around in class.
  2. Her A-B-Seas.
  3. They live in schools.
  4. On the school buzz.
  5. Pupil.
  6. Because they can't even!
  7. One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.