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Riddle: What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle: I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
Answer: Pupil.
Riddle: How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer: On the school buzz.
Riddle: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
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Riddle: Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle: Why do middle school girls walk in three's?
Answer: Because they can't even!
Riddle: What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
Answer: One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
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School Riddles Answers:

  1. Her A-B-Seas.
  2. Pupil.
  3. On the school buzz.
  4. Because they dropped out of school!
  5. He was always monkeying around in class.
  6. They live in schools.
  7. Because they can't even!
  8. One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.