Riddle: Why is a man with wooden legs like one who has an even bargain?
Answer: Because he has nothing to boot.
Classic Riddles: Why is a man with wooden legs like one who has an even bargain? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Hold the tail, While I fish for you. What am I?
Answer: A net.
Riddle: Why is a gooseberry pie like counterfeit money?
Answer: Because it is not currant (current).
Why is a gooseberry pie like counterfeit money? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Round as an apple, Deep as a cup, All the King's horses Can't pull it up. What is it?
Answer: It is a well.
Riddle: What is that which, supposing it's greatest breadth to be four inches, length nine inches, and depth three inches and contains a solid foot?
Answer: A shoe.
What is that which, supposing it's greatest breadth to be four inches, length nine inches, and depth three inches and contains a solid foot? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: How is it possible to always find what your looking for in the last place you look?
Answer: If you find what your are looking for then you would stop looking so it would be in the last place you look.
Riddle: Why is a lumberjack like a stage actor?
Answer: He is known by his axe (acts).
Why is a lumberjack like a stage actor? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: The answer to this riddle is "No". The question is "Can you guess the riddle?" and "Not what turns polar bears white?", etc.  Some other suggested solutions have been: Pressure and water. However, pressure doesn't turn a polar bear white and water doesn't turn pancakes brown.
Riddle: If a fender cost six dollars, what will a ton of coal come to?
Answer: To ashes.
Riddle: The head of a whale is six feet long; his tail is as long as his head and half his body, and his body is half of his whole length. How long is the whale?
Answer: Forty-eight feet.