Question: Where were your parents when the lights went off?

Question: Why did the chicken cross the lake of acid infested with mutant aliens breed to devour chickens?

Question: Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?

Question: THe was a lady who stood at the window of the 3,000 stary building, and she jumped. She hit theground without a scratch and went back inside...

HOW?

(She did not fall back into the building)

Question: You are in a room with one chair in the center of the room. The romm is to small to lie down in or stand up in. The walls are covered in markings left by desperate men. You will have rats for company, and one window so that you can see the world that has passed you by. How can you survive only one month? Explain.

Question: I am the oppisite of the somthing big
But i am not the shiny moon

I am similar to lark
But thats not a word

You cannot touch me
nor feel but
I somtimes make u scared

What am i?

Question: Name an ancient invention that allows people to see through walls, and is used almost everywhere today.

Question: The ages of a father and son add up to 66.

The father's age is the son's age reversed.

How old could they be?

(3 possible solutions).

Question: the richest guy in the world was looking for his 100 dallor bill so ahe asked his maid if she seen it and she said yes I put it on your book shelf. so he went ton look and didn''t find it so he went to ask the butler and he said yeah I put it in the book called lies inbetween pages 21 and 22. So the cops took the buttler to jail! how did they find out he stoll the money!

Question: What is faster, hot or cold??