Question: a famer has 18 sheep ... 7 die ... how many has he left ...
Answer: the farmer still has 18 sheep just because 7 are dead dosent mean there gone .....
Question: There is a pond 6 metres long. In the middle of the pond is a lily pad with a dead frog in it. How many metres would the frog have to jump to get to the other side?
Answer: It can't jump because the frog is dead.
Question: As I was going to the fair, I saw a man with golden hair. He had 3 sons each with another one. How many people were going to the fair?
Answer: One. Just me because I met the others on the way to the fair
Question: What city has no people?
Answer: Elctricity
Question: Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?
Answer: Because there is no atmosphere.
Question: Somebody makes it and sells it. Somebody buys it but doesn't use it. Somebody uses it but doesn't see it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin.
Question: wuts the safiest room in a haunted house?
Answer: the living room!
Question: Mary's father has five children. They are Nana,
Nene, Nini, and Nono. What is the fifth childs name?
Nene, Nini, and Nono. What is the fifth childs name?
Answer: Mary
Question: Ripped from my mother's womb,
Beaten and burned,
I become a blood-thirsty slayer
What am I?
Beaten and burned,
I become a blood-thirsty slayer
What am I?
Answer: iron ore
