Question: I have two coins together totaling 15 cents,
one of them is not a nickle, what are they?
one of them is not a nickle, what are they?
Answer: A dime and a nickle, ONE of them isn't a nickle but the other one is.
Question: what is a dogs favorite subject
Answer: peeonatree
Question: an electric train is going south at 98 mph.
the wind is blowing northeast. Which direction is the smoke blowing?
the wind is blowing northeast. Which direction is the smoke blowing?
Answer: there is no smoke. it's an electric train!
Question: Yo Mamma is so ugly she went to an "Ugly Contest", What do you think happened to her when she went to enter?????
Answer: They Said "Sorry no Pros.!!!"
Question: What three letters of the alphabet sound like a phrase you would say to someone while playing hide and seek and you find them?
Answer: i c u
Question: a boy named david saw a chiken crossing a track. the chiken never made it to the other side and was found squashed.{no cars came on the track} how is this?
Answer: i was a train that killed it
Question: make the following statement true by adding only ONE STRIAGHT line. It can be in any direction.
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
Answer: 5 4 5 + 5 = 550
all you have to do is add a diagnol line to one of the additions signs
all you have to do is add a diagnol line to one of the additions signs
Question: I'm the beginning of eternity and the end of space and time. What am I?
Answer: E!
Question: Why does Tiger Woods ware so many pairs of underwear?
Answer: Cause he don't want to get "a whole in one"
Question: Four men are trying to cross a small bridge. They can each individually cross it in 1, 2, 5, and 10 minutes respectively. To cross, they must carry a lantern to light the way, and at most two can cross at the same time (when two people cross it takes the longer time for both of them). Can they all get across in 17 minutes? (Remember they have to bring the lantern back for the other people to use!)
Answer: Yes, it is possible in 17 minutes. Here is how it works:
1 2 5 10 ---- _ _ _ __ total = 0
_ _ 5 10 ---- 1 2 _ __ total = 2
1 _ 5 10 ---- _ 2 _ __ total = 3
1 _ _ __ ---- _ 2 5 10 total = 13
1 2 _ __ ---- _ _ 5 10 total = 15
_ _ _ __ ---- 1 2 5 10 total = 17.
F
1 2 5 10 ---- _ _ _ __ total = 0
_ _ 5 10 ---- 1 2 _ __ total = 2
1 _ 5 10 ---- _ 2 _ __ total = 3
1 _ _ __ ---- _ 2 5 10 total = 13
1 2 _ __ ---- _ _ 5 10 total = 15
_ _ _ __ ---- 1 2 5 10 total = 17.
F
