Question: A man and his son are driving along I-40 when they had a wreck. The man was taken to the morgue since he was immediately dead. The son was taken to a hospital to be operated upon. When the doctor came in it immediately said "I cannot operate on this boy he is my son." How is this?
Answer: She was his mother. (Most people think that women are incapable of a job such as a doctor)
Question: i am a big rectangular box and you may come to me when a grumblng noise sounds
Answer: im a fridge
Question: 6 children were playing in a park and, a man and his daughter . two children go away . how many people left in the park.
Answer: six
Question: i have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. what am i
Answer: ugly
Question: two men where rowing there boat in the desert. the first man said to the second man"wheres your ore" second man says"sure does"
what does this mean?
what does this mean?
Answer: the sand wears the ore...
the man says sure does...
whers your ore, sure does!
the man says sure does...
whers your ore, sure does!
Question: What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
Answer: He makes the firefly.
Question: Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
Answer: Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the Boat!
Question: I'm a sport.
my maximum points in a game is unlimited
You Play me woth a ball
you use your bare hands to play me
You dont tackle in this game
i'm not volley ball
What sport am I
my maximum points in a game is unlimited
You Play me woth a ball
you use your bare hands to play me
You dont tackle in this game
i'm not volley ball
What sport am I
Answer: Basketball
Question: 2 batsmen r on 94 runs.7 runs to win the match.2 balls remaining.But each batsmen does century.How?
Answer: At first 1 batsmen hits the ball, but it will b stopped by the helmet.So 5 runs will be added to the batsmen.But it is a noball.He hits another ball and makes a run.The other hits a 6.
Question: A man crossing over London Bridges took off his hat and drew his cane in this riddle i told his name. What is it?
Answer: Andrew. Remember and drew his cane
