Riddle: A man walks into a bar and asks for a cup of water. The bartender pulls out a gun from the counter and aims it at the man's head. The man calmly says: "Thank you for doing what I wanted." and with that, the man walks out. Why?
Answer: The man had hiccups. He asked for water to take away the hiccups but didn't need any since the gun surprised him, therefore his hiccups went away from surprise rather than water.