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Riddle:
A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?
Answer: He is measuring everyone's feet, including the feet of the very small children. So the statistics will show that larger feet belong to the smarter people, the adults.
Riddle:
Johnny pounds rocks all day at the samuel l. jackson state penitentiary (named after his uncle), where he is serving 20 years for killing his ex-wife betty white. Johnny was arrested by his step father's oldest son sherriff andy griffith, and his sister in-law mary tyler moore represented him in court. The key witness to the murder was his high school sweethearts illegitimate son ronnie howard. The day of the sentencing many of his family testified that johnny was a rotten apple; cousin arthur fonzarelli, half-sister carol burnett, aunt valerie bertinelli, even the milk man don johnson. The weapon was never found.
What is Johnny's last name?
Answer: Johnny Pounds, he's the lead guitarist in the jail house band. He "rocks all day".
Riddle:
What kind of footage is impossible to film?
Answer: Off-screen footage. Because as soon as anything is filmed it becomes on-screen footage.
Riddle:
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till its guts come out. What is it?
Answer: It is a gun.
Riddle:
A man is looking at a picture of himself. Brothers and sisters I have none. But that mans father is my fathers son?
Answer: His Grandson.
Riddle:
Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Answer: As you wish, I do not have any objections.
Riddle:
Who cowardly a prince did kill?
Answer: Joab—2 Samuel xviii. 14.
Riddle:
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Answer: Because they hit fowl balls.
Riddle:
Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
Answer: Because they can't see C# sharp!!!
Riddle:
Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who?
Answer: Canoe help me with my homework?
