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Riddle:
A criminal finds out that a doctor digs dead convicts out of their grave to examine their bodies. He figured this would be a great way to escape prison. When no one was looking, he runs to one of the dead convicts' coffin and sneaks in. About 30 minutes after getting buried, the criminal grew impatient. He grabbed a torch out of his pocket and lit it to see who was next to him. He looked to the side and screamed. Why does the criminal scream?
Answer: The doctor's corpse was next to him.
Riddle:
What did the zombie eat for breakfast?
Answer: Raisen Brain!
Riddle:
A famous magician and his daughter were seated inside a well-known establishment, along with a group of five other customers who were all waiting for service. The magician suddenly turned to his daughter, and told her to look through the window to her right where a bright blue car was parked. In majestic fashion, the magician then swept his arm toward the car and said, "Behold! I command you to rise!", and the car slowly began to rise to a height of one...two...three..., and finally stopped, suspended in mid-air, at a height of four feet! However, no one in the room appeared to be surprised or amazed by the magician's actions, and the magician's daughter was heard to say, "Daddy, you're a big ham." Why was no one in awe of the magician's abilities?
Answer: The magician and his daughter were waiting in a local Firestone vehicle repair shop to have their car repaired. The magician noticed that a technician was about to raise a blue car on a hydronic lift to repair it, so he tried to take credit for the levitation. Needless to say, neither the other customers or his daughter were impressed.
Riddle:
What comes after Tuesday?
Answer: WTF.
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Answer: By feeling the bumps.
Riddle:
You love me, but you hate me... You want me but you don't want to want me... I am beautiful but I am hideous. .. You hate that I died but you want me dead... You desire me but I disgust you. You hate me you love me you hate that you love me... What Am I???
Answer: Judge Claude Frollo (Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996)
Riddle:
Why did Santa spell Christmas N - O - E?
Answer: Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.
Riddle:
I am a four letter word, you use me now and then. Add one more letter and I become a small body of water, then take from that word to become what you can call your sibling. What Word Am I?
Answer: Book, Brook, Bro
Riddle:
I walked upon London Bridge today, and met a man along his way. He tipped his hat and drew with cane: “Hello there friend, good day to you.” he gave his name, as I’ve said here, on this lovely day with you. What is his name?
Answer: Drew
Riddle:
He is in power and has a kind loving son. He has loving and helpful friends. Who is it?
Answer: Jehovah.
