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Riddle:
There was once a forest and there was a king of that forest, the Big Lion he was called. One day, penguins in Antarctica decided it was too cold in Antarctica for them. The Penguin King ordered one of the penguins to get him a map of all the hot places. The penguin got the map and the hottest place found was the forest where the Big Lion was living. The penguins all gathered their stuff and headed for the forest. When they reached, an immediate chill ran through the forest and all the animals got cozier in their beds, trying to push away the cold. No one minded the penguins for a few days, but 5 days later, the Big Lion called the Penguin King to his house. Over 2 cups of hot chocolate, the Big Lion said, "______". What did the Big Lion say to the Penguin King?
Answer: You've got to get the chill outa here!
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When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed As when I go astray. What am I?
Answer: A fart.
Riddle:
What is a tattoo advertisement?
Answer: An incubator! (ink-you-baiter).
Riddle:
How do you put nine dogs in eight kennels?
Answer: Eight kennels. "N", "I", "N", "E", "D", "O", "G", "S"
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Two men dying of hunger in the desert, come across some tents selling, hundreds of thousands, another selling sponge cake, another selling cream. What is this, they asked?
Answer: It is a trifle bazaar, that is for Sue.
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If you take me four steps forward from the ball you will see something making a noise. but if you take me four more steps you will need to pay money. Who am i?
Answer: The letter A. If you take the letter 'a' from the word 'ball' and you move it four steps it becomes 'e' and the word is 'bell' and it makes noise and then you move it four more it becomes 'i' and then the word is 'bill' and you need to pay money.
Riddle:
What row has no number?
Answer: An ARrow
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Half of me builds towers and cities, the other half is squirming in the dirt. When I am whole, I become angry and bitter. Who am I?
Answer: Wormwood.
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There was a man who everybody called Batman he knew nothing about bats and thought they were gross. He still loved it when people called him Batman! How could this be?
Answer: He was the star baseball player!
Riddle:
Four members of a band are walking to a night concert. They decide to take a shortcut, but must cross a bridge. Luckily they have one flashlight. Because of the varying size of their instruments, it takes each member a different amount of time to cross the bridge - it takes the first person one minute, the second person two minutes, the third person five minutes and the fourth person ten minutes. They must cross the bridge in pairs, travelling at the slower speed so if the one minute person went with the ten minute person, it would take a total of ten minutes. Since there is only one flashlight, one person must come back across the bridge, then another pair can cross. They only have 17 minutes to cross the bridge and still get to the concert on time. What order should they cross to get everyone across and get to the concert?
Answer: First, the one minute person and the two minute person must cross the bridge, for a total of two minutes. Then the one minute person should come back with flashlight - total of three minutes. The five minute person and the ten minute person cross together next, making the total thirteen minutes. Now the two minute person goes back and (total now fifteen minutes) and gets the one minute person and they cross together bringing the total to seventeen minutes.
