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Riddle:
What did the soup say to the casserole?
Answer: Why are you so stew-pid?
Riddle:
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: The riddle "alligator!!" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click and add your answer in the comments section.
Riddle:
My stem's planted firmly where I am allotted. My tail is wavy and my face is quite blotted. I relay much emotion though flatly I'm spotted, And I grow half my size whenever I'm dotted. I can speak any language, yet utter no words. I'm no seed, yet I am well known among birds. But I do have a speech impediment: I can say cage but not page, aged but not wage. What am I?
Answer: Music!
Riddle:
When are politicians particularly sweet?
Answer: When they are candidates (candied dates).
Riddle:
A boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers. How many brothers and sisters are their in the family?
Answer: 4 Brothers & 3 Sisters.
Riddle:
What did the falling space rock say when it landed on a pig farm?
Answer: Move over bacon, here comes something Meteor!
Riddle:
A tall, burly, unarmed man and a short, slim, unarmed man, both dressed in sheer nylon stockings, women's clothing, and blond wigs, enter a bar in New York City. The tall, burly man approaches the bartender and asks him for something. Immediately, the bartender reaches below the counter, pulls out a gun, and shoots the man. The short, slim man responds by quickly bolting from the bar. New Yorkers have a reputation for being testy and unfriendly, but wasn't this a bit extreme? In fact, when the police arrived on the scene, they backed the bartender and did not charge him with any crime. What do you suppose the tall, burly man had requested from the bartender which led to his being shot, and why did the police support the bartender’s extreme reaction?
Answer: The man asked the bartender to give him all the bar’s money. The bartender’s extreme reaction was due to the fact that both the tall and short man were wearing their sheer nylon stockings over their heads when the request was made.
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3 people enter a bar on Saturday night. Only 2 people come out the next day on Sunday. If no one died or left before Sunday, how is this possible.
Answer: 1 person is still in the bar.
Riddle:
What is red and green and go's 120km/h?
Answer: A frog in a blender.
Riddle:
Jim was examining an angle measuring 14 and 1/2 degrees, using his magnifying glass that magnifies everything two times. Under the glass, how large would that angle measure?
Answer: 14 and 1/2 degrees. Explanation, angles remain constant when magnified. A square has 4-90 degree corners, if you zoom in (magnify) a square, it's still a square.
